Roasted 2 years ago based on Michi's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Michi’s Spotify profile, where the power metal flows like the tears of all the friends you've scared away with your unsolicited dragon-themed playlists! I’d say your taste in music could use some serious therapy, but let’s be real; the only counseling you’re getting is from your favorite bands singing about epic battles and fantasy worlds that even J.R.R. Tolkien would find excessive. Seriously, Michi, if I see one more track titled "Sanctified with Dynamite," I’m going to have to recommend an intervention with some actual dynamite—because your taste in genres is the only explosive thing here! And what's with the relentless need for classification? "Fantasy Metal," "Gothic Symphonic Metal," "German Power Metal"—is there a master list of these subgenres you printed out or did you just throw a dart at a dictionary? I half-expect to see “Unicorn Balladry” and “Knightcore” make their glorious debut within the next five minutes. You’ve got a top artists list that looks like the lineup for a fantasy convention where everyone is still trying to figure out who made the best battle axe, instead of jamming out at a regular concert. Please, for the sake of humanity, let some other music seep into that brain of yours before you implode into a black hole of leather armor and faux chainmail. Your most played songs are like a love letter to a 13-year-old boy’s bedroom wall, but instead of posters of cool cars, it’s a shrine to the finest “epic fails” the music industry has to offer. "Blessed & Possessed"? More like "Cursed & Confused" because I’m truly baffled how so many Powerwolf songs made your list. Maybe just focus on creating a dark orchestral score for the soundtrack of your sad, lonely life—because let’s be real, with those top plays, the only night army you’re leading is the one led by your imaginary friends! Get a grip, Michi. At least one of your favorite bands should be called “Reality Check,” because you clearly need one.

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