Roasted 1 year ago based on abee's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, abee's Spotify profile – a beautiful mess of confusion and questionable choices. With a favorite genre list that reads like a toddler's first attempt at a mood board, it’s clear that you’re just a pop-loving entity oscillating between existential dread and holiday cheer. Seriously, who else loves K-Pop and Christmas klunkers while air-guitaring to indie rock? At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if your music taste was just a cry for help dressed up in a neon pink tutu and sparkly elf ears. And let’s take a moment to discuss your top artists. The Weeknd and Beyoncé? Iconic. But then, *My Singing Monsters* sneaks in like an unwanted party guest who immediately questions your life choices. The Glee Cast? You’re telling me that you don’t cringe at least once while belting out “Disco Inferno”? At some point, the ‘So Bad It's Good’ list officially became a psychological profile. I mean, even Bo Burnham would side-eye your jam choices from behind his piano, probably contemplating if he’s worked those despair-induced laughs out of you yet. Finally, your most played songs are a masterpiece of chaos. “Earth Island” and “Bone Island” leading the charge means your 2023 might yield more “what even is this?” than joy. You've got the gritty depths of *Garage Rock* next to a number that sounds suspiciously like a lullaby meant for toddlers. And 'Country Girl (Shake It For Me)'? Congratulations on reaching peak demographic confusion. If Spotify could award you with a medal for most likely to either be the next rising star or a meme waiting to happen, you’d win in a landslide! Keep going, abee! You’ve somehow curated an experience that’s equal parts cringe and curiosity, and that’s something real Spotify enthusiasts can only dream of.

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