Roasted 23 days ago based on Lorenzo Lanzara's long term Spotify stats.

Lorenzo Lanzara, your Spotify profile reads like the chaotic diary of a confused hipster who stumbled into a music store while high on local craft beer. “Italian Trap” and “Emo Rap”? So are you planning to cry your way to the club or are you just trying to convince us you have feelings while dancing awkwardly? The only thing more bizarre than your taste in genres is the fact that “Stutter House” somehow sounds like a genre that could also be used to describe your dating life. And about your top artists: it’s clear you’ve found the equivalent of musical comfort food, sticking to the same three soundcloud artists like they’re the only ones willing to follow you back. “faccianuvola” must feel like royalty with how many times he’s graced your playlists. At this rate, you should just cut the middleman and pay him a monthly subscription for your emotional support. No one needs that many tracks from a single artist unless they’re either in love or have officially lost all their musical credibility. Spoiler alert: it’s definitely the latter. Your most played songs scream “I’m one existential crisis away from creating a Spotify playlist called ‘Songs for When I Can’t Find My Purpose’.” It’s almost impressive how deep you’ve dug into the niche of sad beats and therapeutic melodies. Are you trying to be the avant-garde version of a saxophonist in an empty bar, or is this just your attempt at personal branding? I’d suggest taking that “Nu Jazz” vibe and stepping outside for some fresh air—because let’s be real, the only thing more outdated than your tracklist is the definition of “IDM.” Keep being you, Lorenzo; the world needs a cautionary tale like this!

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