Roasted 2 months ago based on nick's long term Spotify stats.

Nick, man, your Spotify profile looks like a rap battle gone wrong with an identity crisis. Seriously, how many times do you need to tell us you like hip hop? It's like you stumbled into a record store and shouted, “Excuse me, do you have anything that sounds like my personality?!” And here you are, drowning in more hip hop subgenres than there are days in a year. The only thing more confused than your music choices is your chance of being taken seriously in a conversation about anything outside of rap lyrics. Looking at your top artists is a whole mood, my friend. You've got Kendrick Lamar, Eminem, and Run The Jewels, which is great, but then there's Dizzee Rascal like he's some kind of honorary member of your playlist. It’s like you thought, "Hey, let’s add one random artist to keep my cred while still appealing to my inner 'YouTube comment section'!" And can we just talk about how “Turnstile” snuck in there? Are you trying to convince us that you can enjoy both hip hop and punk? Because right now, it looks like you’re just trying to avoid a mid-life crisis in your 20s. Most played songs? Oh, boy. "The Bitch Is Back” followed by a cascade of Kendrick hits just screams, "I can’t decide if I’m a lyrical genius or just really into elevator music." And “Goodbye Horses”? Not even trying to hide those 'B movie goth phase' vibes, are we? You know what they say, Nick: if your Spotify playlists were a person, they'd be wearing three different hats while trying to dance to “Gangsta’s Paradise” in an empty room. Good luck explaining that one to your next potential date!

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