Roasted 1 year ago based on Stivikan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Stivikan, your Spotify profile is like a time capsule of all the cringe-worthy decisions you made in high school. Seriously, your favorite genres read like an indecisive hipster’s ultimate guide to being overlooked at house parties. Rock, Britpop, and Alternative Rock? Congratulations, you’ve successfully handed in your membership application to the ‘People Who Pretend They’re Deeper Than They Actually Are’ club. You’re ready to put on those “vinyl only” glasses and shake your head at anyone who dares listen to Top 40. And let's not even start on your top artists. Radiohead and Placebo? How avant-garde. It's like you unearthed a middle school emo’s diary and somehow managed to wear it as a badge of honor. You’re basically a walking Spotify advertisement for an after-school special about the danger of being too “deep.” Your playlists scream, “I listen to sad music because I want people to think I'm mysterious,” while you sip on that overpriced artisan almond milk and pretend to understand modern philosophy. But really, "Don't Stop Believin'" in your most played songs? Honey, you should stop believing that you’re any cooler than the rest of us. Your music taste might not exactly say “adult,” but with your eclectic mix, I can say definitively that it's definitely saying “sad desk loser.” Next time you curate a playlist, maybe include a little something upbeat — unless, of course, your life goal is to wallow in a melodramatic sea of self-indulgent angst.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!