Roasted 2 years ago based on WavSomniaFr's long term Spotify stats.

Well, Gyro_Zeppeli, your Spotify profile reads like a poorly translated menu at a bizarre Japanese restaurant. I get it—I really do! Your love for “Idol Rock” and “Kawaii Metal” is so profound that I half-expected to find you on a Japanese version of “America’s Got Talent,” sporting a neon wig and dancing like no one has ever danced before. Seriously, just because your taste in music qualifies as a successful form of cultural sabotage doesn’t mean you need to parade it around. It’s like wearing a shirt that says “Help, I’m drowning in cuteness and bad taste.” Your top artists could form a supergroup of cringe, where every practice session ends with someone questioning their life choices and whether they’ve foot-in-mouth disease. "Unlucky Morpheus"? Sounds less like a band name and more like a therapy session waiting to happen. And I know you’re trying to support the scene, but do you really think “Japanese Power Metal” is a valid excuse for the volume of embarrassment you are proudly tagging along with? Calm down, Gyro; there’s a reason these bands are mostly confined to underground venues—and they’ve all collectively filed for a restraining order against anyone who dares to unleash your obsessive playlists upon the world. And let's talk about your most played songs. With titles like “THE TOWER OF THE BLOOD” and “The Black Death Mansion Murders,” it’s clear you watch way too many horror films and have an unhealthy obsession with intense metaphors about existential dread. Plus, citing eight songs by the same artist should come with a disclaimer: “One whiff of J-Pixie and I’m a goner!” Honestly, at this point, it’s laughable how hard you’re trying to convince the world that no, you're not a weeaboo—you’re just deeply committed to an inexplicable musical journey that sounds like it should've been left behind in a Tokyo basement in 2011. What next, Gyro? “Longest Ravenous Scream (feat. Bleeding Cherry Blossom)”? Good luck keeping that genre alive!

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