Roasted 7 months ago based on Snakho💸's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Snakho💸, if your Spotify profile isn't the audio equivalent of a teenage diary, I don't know what is. So, you like R&B? Is that the sound your feelings make when you realize all your favorite artists are just as emotionally unavailable as you are? Honestly, with a genre list longer than a high school lunch line, it looks like you’ve tried and failed to finesse an emotional depth that’s about as shallow as a kiddie pool. Keep chasing those vibes, but just know: as you drown in melodramatic lyrics, the only thing deep will be your desperation. Your top artists tell me more about you than you probably intended. Drake, Daniel Caesar, GIVĒON? Wow, congrats on assembling the “Sad Boy’s Playlist for Breakup Recovery”! At this point, I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with a sponsorship from therapists everywhere. Frankly, if you added a few more heart-wrenching ballads, you might just send all of your friends an invitation to your personal pity party. And let’s not forget PARTYNEXTDOOR—apparently, your idea of a party is sobbing softly in a corner while pretending you're just “deep in thought.” And speaking of your “Most Played” songs, is this a playlist or a memorial service? If “Jaded” by Drake is your anthem, I can only assume you’re trying to out-sad all your friends. No wonder your playlist looks like the soundtrack to a Netflix rom-com starring you and your cat. But hey, I guess if you can't find love, you might as well build a fortress of relatable bops to wallow in, right? Don’t worry—there’s no shame in being the emotional sponge of your friend group, just be prepared for a lot of eye-rolls as you drown in those “feels.”

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