Roasted 3 days ago based on Naoki's long term Spotify stats.

Naoki, your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to BoyWithUke, but let’s be real—it's more like a restraining order. I mean, are you a fan or is this an obsession? I've seen couples more diverse than your playlist! You have enough BoyWithUke songs to form a one-man band, and that man has more emotional baggage than a tourist at LAX. At this point, I’m half-expecting your next favorite genre to be “BoyWithUke Appreciation” or some cringe-inspired fanfiction written from the perspective of his ukulele. And then we have those wild genre choices. Bedroom Pop, Chinese Hip Hop, C-Pop, and Jazz Rap? It’s like you’re auditioning for a world record in making your taste as unrelatable as possible. It’s as if someone combined a Spotify playlist with a culinary experiment gone wrong—sure, some might appreciate it, but the majority just want to get away. If your life was a party, you’d be the one DJing with a resume full of questionable collaborations that no one asked for, and the vibe would be a weird blend of mixtape from a middle school crush and a very confused foreign exchange student. And let's not even start on your top artists. It’s like a collage of “People I Pretend to Know.” You’ve got The Kid LAROI and Tyler, The Creator holding hands while looking at your playlist in disbelief, wondering how they ended up next to someone named "艾志恆Asen” and “Still Woozy” in this unholy union of musical tastes. Your musical style is less East Coast Hip Hop, and more East Coast whoops-I-just-hit-play-on-my-love-life. If there was a soundtrack for existential dread, it would probably be your top songs—just keep streaming “Ghost” and we might have to start a support group.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!