Roasted 4 months ago based on Pro Gamer's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Pro Gamer – the only person who can make a mid-life crisis seem more existential than their Spotify playlist. With a favorite genre list that reads like a teenager's diary, it’s clear you’re still navigating those tumultuous emotions of adolescence. Emo Rap? Soft Pop? Sorry, I think your playlist just took a nap and woke up in a high school classroom. If your earbuds could talk, they’d probably remind you that it's 2023 and you're allowed to enjoy music that doesn’t sound like a therapy session for society's misfit toys. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? You’ve got Juice WRLD and Eminem side by side, creating a mashup of melodrama as if they were competing for the title of "Most Likely to Cry in the Shower." You really went for the “who’s who” of the emotional rollercoaster, punctuated by more whining than a spoiled child on a long car ride. And when you throw Shawn Mendes and Imagine Dragons into the mix, it’s like you’re another scream away from launching a boy band that writes breakup songs exclusively for your inner monologue. As for those most played songs, I’m seriously impressed. Not only have you managed to hit every sad note in the book, but you also have a Fortnite anthem. Because nothing says "I’m a complex person with depth" quite like blasting d4vd while your mom yells at you to stop playing video games all day. Seriously, bud, you could be the poster child for emotional confrontation if you ventured beyond listening to the songs that make you feel like the world’s most brooding teenager. Until then, at least keep the volume up—maybe the neighbors will think there's a real-life soap opera brewing next door!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!