Roasted 1 year ago based on Angry's long term Spotify stats.
Wow, Angry, your Spotify profile is like a sonic dumpster fire that somehow managed to compile every hyper-specific niche genre known to man. I mean, "Drift Phonk"? Really? Did you accidentally listen to a car crash and think, “This is my jam”? Your playlist sounds like the result of a software glitch in a music recommendation algorithm that got trapped in a neon-lit anime arcade. It's as if you used every genre as a means of self-identity, and yet somehow you still managed to come out the other side with a personality as bland as plain tofu. Your top artists read like the ultimate "Who’s Who" of people I only hear about during my deep dive into the Internet’s weirdest corners. I’m impressed! You managed to collect a group of artists that sound like they’re having an identity crisis more than you are! Lady Gaga? Sure. But then we plummet straight into the realm of “who?” with KSLV Noh and Federico Dubbini as if you’re trying to single-handedly revive the underground music scene while the rest of us are just trying to die in peace at a bar karaoke night. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs, which look like the soundtrack to a fever dream where the ghost of an emo teen haunts a J-Pop nightclub. "I Really Want to Stay at Your House" is your number one jam? Great, but how about we focus on somewhere people actually want to hang out, like the cool side of the internet that doesn’t involve crying in your bedroom while drawing anime characters? Your listening habits scream, “I’m one bad day away from posting fan fiction on Wattpad!” So do us a favor and switch it up; the world is vast, and there’s apparently a whole lot of room for improvement within your Spotify selections.
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