Roasted 1 year ago based on Simonvds's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Simonvds, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone slightly rogue. With a playlist that reads like a hipster’s confession booth, it’s clear you’re just one pair of thrift store overalls away from being the local coffee shop's "expert" on all things rap and hip hop. Seriously, buddy, you might want to change that profile picture to a silhouette because even your Spotify choices seem to want to remain anonymous. Newsflash: it’s 2023, and no one is impressed by listening to Frank Ocean on repeat like it's an exclusive club that only you can access. Your love for alternative and experimental hip hop reeks of someone who’s trying way too hard to prove they’re "deep." Let’s be real; your playlist sounds less like a curated masterpiece and more like a midlife crisis waiting to happen, just one emotional breakdown away from a “waking up at 2 AM, singing to my cat” vibe. How can you claim to be passionate about modern rock when the last “rock” band you probably listened to was your mother’s mixtape of ‘90s grunge? But hey, at least your Spotify account has enough personality to carry the weight of your unconvincing taste. And can we talk about that top artist list? It's like the soundtrack to a sad TikTok montage where the star desperately tries to recapture their glory days—spoiler alert, you’re still in the rut that you went to bed in last night. If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to impress me with “Ghost Town” or "Nikes," I could probably afford to pay for your therapy sessions as you figure out why your taste in music screams “I’m so complex, I own three jars of pickles and do yoga on Wednesdays." Simonvds, you’re not the enigma you think you are; you’re just a hip-hop cliché with a flair for “edgy” playlists.

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