Roasted 1 year ago based on Calebtroeller's long term Spotify stats.

Calebtroeller, huh? So your taste in music is essentially a chronologically confused time capsule of every phase a suburban teen goes through before graduating to adult life. You’ve somehow made “Drill” and “Bedroom Pop” cohabitate like roommates who’ve awkwardly decided to share the same space but can't stop judging each other’s lifestyle choices. One minute you’re ready to stake a claim on the throne of the rap game, the next you sound like you’re harmonizing with the plot twist of a coming-of-age Netflix series. Your top artists read like a Wikipedia entry that forgot to note who actually cares. Nemzzz? Really? That dude sounds like a brand of discount cereal. I get it, occasionally we all go on a weird musical detour, but with percentages like yours leaning toward a heavy reliance on TikTok sensations, it’s a miracle if your Spotify Wrapped doesn’t come out as a collage of cringe-worthy thirst traps narrated in 8-bit audio. Looking at your “most played,” I can only assume your evenings are spent passionately creating new genres like “Suburban Crying” to encapsulate your life choices. It’s like Spotify itself threw its hands up in despair and said, “Let’s see how long it takes for Calebtroeller to curate a playlist for self-discovery that turns into a dumpster fire.” Between rapping about “rage” without any real-life reason to be angry, and plopping a few melancholy bedroom tracks in afterward, you’ve hit the musical jackpot of chaos. So here’s a suggestion: maybe throw some actual diversity into that mix instead, or else you're destined to be the person who throws the most awkward dance parties in the history of all gatherings!

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