Roasted 2 years ago based on András Rayden's long term Spotify stats.

András Rayden, your Spotify profile looks more like a desperate cry for help than a love letter to music. It's a wonder you haven't put "EDM" on your résumé as a special skill—because, let’s face it, how much of a personality do you really have if your playlist feels like a drunk uncle's wedding DJ set? With genres like "Dutch House" and "Progressive Electro House" on your list, I half-expect you to drop a new trend called "Post-Sad Swedish Cheese" any day now. Did you accidentally leave your Spotify wrapped in a fidget spinner or something? Your top artists could inspire a race to the bottom of the music charts. Moby and Cirque du Soleil? Who knew your spirit animal was an overqualified party clown? Not to mention, you've got the eclectic taste of a middle schooler who just discovered the "electronic" section at their local record shop. It's like your music choices are designed to make you the life of a hipster funeral. Madonna and M.I.A. probably weep silently knowing you've spurned their bangers for tunes that sound like a computer randomly mashing keys. As for those "most played" songs, they read like a list of embarrassing global warming collaborations between a stressed-out algorithm and an AI programmed by avocados. Who even are these artists? "TAKTSTÖRER" sounds like the noise my refrigerator makes when it’s trying to have an existential crisis. And "Delilah (pull me out of this)"? Please, we’re all here hoping you fall into the black hole of your own musical vortex. If your playlist were a food, it’d be cold quinoa salad—hard to swallow, and honestly, no one wants a second helping. Good luck out there, you tortured audiophile!

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