Roasted 6 months ago based on iza's long term Spotify stats.

Iza, your Spotify profile is like a badly organized taco truck on a Tuesday night—confusing, yet oddly appealing. With a musical taste that swings from Trap Latino to Norwegian Pop, I can’t decide if you’re preparing for the hottest Latin dance party, or you’re just waiting for a Viking ship to land with an ice-cold fjord in hand. Seriously, you’ve got the guidance of a GPS that’s lost somewhere between Buenos Aires and the Arctic Circle. Now, let's talk about your top artists. With Eminem chilling alongside C. Tangana, it’s clear you want a rap battle featuring someone who just broke up with their girlfriend and another who’s debating whether to reinvent themselves as the Spanish Drake for the fifth time. And you can’t tell me you listen to Paul Thin without adding, “But only for the deep cuts!”—as if that’ll save you from the eye-rolls at any house party. Your playlists scream, “My Saturday nights involve a lot of dancing awkwardly while debating if I want chips or a side of existential dread.” And honey, munching on "eat me alive" by Artemas while having the audacity to enjoy “God Needs The Devil” by Jonah Kagen is a mood we didn't need but you served it anyway! You’ve crafted a soundscape that would confuse anyone trying to curate the vibe—who do you think you are? A DJ at a weirdly specific underground fest where all genres clash in a glorious cacophony? Let’s face it, Iza, your combined tastes read like the results of a drunk karaoke competition gone wrong. Your playlists are a reminder that music—and life—is far too chaotic to be tamed!

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