Roasted 1 month ago based on vLoon's long term Spotify stats.

Oh vLoon, your Spotify profile is like a music festival where they accidentally booked the wrong bands. Phonk, Brazilian Phonk, Funk? Is this a music taste or a game of bingo? I’m half-expecting to see “Mediocre and Confused” in your favorite genres right next to "Indonesian Pop." Your eclectic flavor palette is impressively tragic, like someone meticulously curating a collection of unwarranted cringe. If someone ever offered you a passport to good music, you’d probably just use it to book a one-way ticket to the land of sonic chaos. And let’s talk about your top artists—it's like a What Not to Listen To guide. Hindia and .Feast sound like they got lost on their way to a decent playlist, while "BoyWithUke" is the kind of artist you’d stumble upon in a YouTube rabbit hole at 2 AM, questioning all your life choices. The Living Tombstone? More like the living disappointment in your music library. And does every third track need to have "DJ" in the title? You’re walking the line between indie genius and “my niece just discovered GarageBand.” Your most played songs read like an “I’m trying too hard” mixtape. I mean, “MEMORIZING” by DJ DELACROIX? Wow, nothing says “I’m serious about my music” like a song that sounds like it was created to dull the pain of social interactions. And “FUNK SIGILO - SLOWED”—do you listen to this stuff while contemplating your questionable life choices? The only thing more problematic than your playlists is your commitment to being a hipster contrarian. Keep vibing in your corner while the rest of us enjoy actual music; just don’t be surprised when the DJ at your party is also the one asking for a Spotify refund!

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