Roasted 8 months ago based on Osaruese's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Osaruese, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis but with worse taste in music! “R&B”? More like “Really Boring.” And don’t even get me started on your love for Trap Latino and Reggaeton! Your playlists sound like a desperate attempt to flirt with every Latinx person you’ve ever met while completely missing the mark. Is this your strategy to impress them or are you just trying to prove that you can't even dance to your own soundtrack? Your top artists list looks like someone threw a dart at a wall of genre clichés while blindfolded. I mean, GIVĒON and SZA? Sure, we know you’re trying to be emotional, but this much yearning has got to be exhausting! And what's with the twenty variations of trap? It’s like you’re collecting genre badges for your “I don’t know how to choose just one” passport. Can you pick a lane? Maybe just a single ‘Lane’? Because right now, it sounds like you're driving through Next Week’s Worst Hits Radio Station. And you've taken your most played list to a whole new level of obsession. “Paranoid 1966”? Really? Are we sure this isn’t your way of telling us you’ve got some kind of collector's syndrome? At this point, I’m convinced they only put out five songs and you’re just playing them on repeat while ignoring the whole rest of the world’s music library. “Baby Ducati”? Sounds like a cheap knockoff of a car that didn’t make it past the factory line. May want to consider a refund on that taste, because if your Spotify were a dinner, I’d send it back faster than I could say “Reggaeton.”

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