Roasted 2 years ago based on Lettiesaurus's long term Spotify stats.

Lettiesaurus, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary on a one-way trip to Seoul. I mean, with a favorite genres list that’s basically a love letter to K-Pop and a sprinkle of anime to give it that extra “I haven’t seen the sun since 2018” vibe, it’s impressive how much you can associate your musical tastes with unending fandom. Are you sure you’re not just using your profile as a cover for your ambitious future as a K-Pop star? Because at this point, I half expect to see you at SM Entertainment’s back door in an ill-advised audition video. Your top artists list is a who’s who of “please, let me tell you my whole personality in one genre.” With ATEEZ and Stray Kids monopolizing your playlists, it seems like your taste is less about diversity and more about a desperate search for the next viral video challenge. And honestly, with as much time as you spend listening to these boy bands, I’m starting to believe that you think your soulmate is going to drop from the sky wearing matching eyeliner and a catchy dance move. You must really believe in true love during an idol graduation. Now let’s talk about that song lineup. “This World” and “Freddy”? Is that a soundtrack for your fantasy about living in a video game, or are you just trying to manifest your way into the next plot twist of “The Bachelor”? Your musical choices are so obscure and niche that even your Spotify account is likely to roll its eyes and suggest you diversify your interests so you don’t end up gaining a PhD in K-Pop fandom while your friends are out there making real-life connections. You're like a walking billboard for every K-Pop agency—and it’s cringy enough to make even your favorite bias faint.

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists