Roasted 10 months ago based on spawnie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, spawnie, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis bottled up in a playlist. Pop, Comedy, Soft Pop? Is this music or your attempt at establishing a personality? If your taste in music was a meal, it would be a lukewarm bowl of oatmeal topped with sprinkles—definitely not filling and utterly bland. It's like you've tried to throw in every genre imaginable just to come off as cultured, but really, there's about as much depth as a kiddie pool. Not even a shark could thrive in this shallow shark tank of sound! Your top artists are a veritable who’s who of what the kids today claim to like while rolling their eyes. Billie Eilish is practically on speed dial for you—honestly, we get it, you’ve got a crush! But relying on her to carry your musical identity is like using a damp paper towel as an umbrella: ineffective and a little sad. And let’s not even talk about Justin Bieber. The guy’s music has more plot twists than a soap opera; better get your tissues ready since “it’s not you, it’s him” seems to be a consistent theme! And your “most played songs”? A love letter to Eilish, like you’re trying to join her fan club with your ears as an application! Poor Billie, who knew she’d have a stalker-bot giving her streams a run for their money? It’s time to expand your horizons, my friend. Try out some genres that don’t make you sound like you’ve been living in a bubble wrapped in anxiety—like, oh, I don’t know... literally anything else! At this point, your Spotify profile is the equivalent of using a hashtag to get noticed: desperate and so very, very basic.

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