Roasted 11 months ago based on BoneMuncher's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, BoneMuncher, the musical equivalent of a hipster art gallery where you’re not quite sure if the abstract sculptures are satire or just someone’s old furniture arranged to look deep. With a playlist that reads like a drunken college syllabus, it’s surprisingly impressive that you managed to fit “Medieval” and “Breakcore” in the same breath. Honestly, you’re like a mixtape created by a confused Time Lord with mood swings. Who even knew “lo-fi indie” and “Disney villain soundtracks” could coexist? Can we assume your Spotify sessions are fuelled by copious amounts of irony and lots of basement tears? Your “Top Artists” list could use some serious context: Mac DeMarco next to Kendrick Lamar? I can picture you headbanging to “Damn.” while doodling in the margins of your Japanese indie zine. And I’m not saying it’s bad, but even Radiohead probably shakes their collective heads and wonders how you can go from existential dread to medieval bard music in a single sitting. Tell me, do you listen to MF DOOM while drinking organic green tea and contemplating life, or does that ability just come naturally with the territory of being BoneMuncher? And those most played songs? “Various Types Of Ads” by Rory in his early 20s? That’s a bold choice, my friend. You’ve managed to curate a library of tracks that feels like the soundtrack to a melancholy film about a sad computer programmer who thinks he’s actually living in a Studio Ghibli movie. I can’t help but wonder if you have some sort of personal vendetta against happiness, because your music taste is basically an SOS signal for therapists everywhere. Don’t worry, though; we still love you—even if your playlist sounds like a fever dream after binge-watching too much anime on a rainy day.

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