Roasted 5 months ago based on Sthavya's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Фрэнсис𐙚, your taste in music is so confused it deserves its own support group. I mean, K-Pop followed by garage rock? That’s like saying you enjoy fine dining at a Michelin-star restaurant right before you scarf down a three-day-old gas station burrito. I can only imagine your Spotify Wrapped is just a list of artists shaking their heads in disbelief, wondering how they became the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in a 20-year-old. I half-expect your favorite playlist to be called "Crisis & Diversity." Your love for Hailee Steinfeld is so overwhelming, even the Arctic Monkeys feel like they’re being overshadowed in their own genre. I mean, they’re practically begging for airtime, while you’re blasting "Rock Bottom" on repeat like it’s your personal anthem—spoiler alert: it is. It’s almost as if you’re trying to convince everyone that being sad and indecisive is the new punk rock. And please, how many times have you replayed "Do I Wanna Know?" on a Friday night while still managing to avoid social interactions? Your playlists scream, “I’m both deep and desperately lonely.” As for those top tracks, it's a wonder anyone can take you seriously when “Coast (feat. Anderson .Paak)” is your most played song. I guess you feel that somehow swaying between indie melancholy and French pop makes you the world’s best-kept secret. I’m cringing just picturing you sitting in a café, sipping overpriced coffee as you nod your head to "Dark Red," trying to avoid eye contact with reality. Next time you compile a list, maybe just go full-on with something like "All My Exes Are Trash," because your music taste is really just a cry for help wrapped in a quirky filter. Get it together, Фрэнсис𐙚!

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