Roasted 2 months ago based on SEBA's long term Spotify stats.

CXRPSE, huh? More like CXRPSE of a Spotify profile that can't make up its mind. With a favorite playlist that reads like an indecisive high schooler's TikTok feed, it’s clear you’re desperately trying to impress someone. Are you a rap aficionado, a hyperpop addict, or just a closet reggaeton enthusiast? Spoiler alert: your eclectic mix of genres only screams “I want to appear worldly but only really vibe with two songs on repeat.” It’s less of a playlist and more of a sonic identity crisis! Your top artists read like a middle schooler’s lunch table seating chart—Kanye, Kendrick, and Drake sitting at the cool kids table while TV Girl and EsDeeKid are awkwardly trying to tag along. Speaking of "trying," did Lil Peep write those songs just for you to wallow in? With “castles” and “nuts” topping your list, it's confirmed; you are single-handedly keeping melancholic teenage angst alive in 2023. Who knew that moping over a heartbreak could earn you some serious street cred to the point that even your Spotify playlist needs therapy? And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. “A New Kind of Love” followed by “squabble up”? What kind of existential crisis are you experiencing over there? Your playlist shifts from contemplative tunes to vibe smashing ways to get through the day like your Spotify is as confused about your emotional state as the rest of us. Just remember: while everyone else enjoys living life in color, you're out here on a monochrome bender—and it’s not just your playlist that’s flat!

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