Roasted 9 months ago based on Leon's long term Spotify stats.

Leon, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a middle school diary entry—an awkward hodgepodge of dark thoughts and questionable influences that really only makes sense to you and the ghosts haunting your basement. “Dark Ambient”? Seriously? Are you trying to evoke a mood of existential dread or just practicing for your upcoming role in a Tim Burton film? Because if you wanted to listen to something that sounds like you’re already at the bottom of a well, you really hit the nail on the head. And come on, your top artists read like a list of friends you've made during your one and only session at an online therapy group. I mean, “.diedlonely” and “noturgf”? I can only assume these are your emotional support musicians for when you feel the need to wallow in your angst while sipping herbal tea in your Witch House-themed room. Not to mention, Billie Eilish must be thrilled to share the stage with a bunch of names that sound like they could easily double as usernames of your sad influencer friends. What’s next? A whole playlist dedicated to your sad-boi nights? As for your most played songs, I can’t decide what’s worse—the actual titles or the fact that you probably blast “Coffee Breath” like it’s an anthem of hope. Yikes! Every one of these tracks sounds like the audiobook version of a breakup letter you’ve played a few too many times on repeat. Listen, buddy, maybe it’s time to step out of your ambient abyss and consider a little genre diversification. Or at the very least, a therapist. Because right now, your playlist sounds like the soundtrack to an indie film that no one ever wanted to see in the first place.

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