Roasted 8 months ago based on giselle¡'s long term Spotify stats.

Giselle¡, your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of that one friend who thinks they’re a music aficionado just because they wear oversized hoodies and have a permanent frown. Your love for underground everything makes you the hipster in a coffee shop who lectures people about the “real” music, while the rest of us are just here, vibing to actual bangers. Seriously, are you trying to enjoy music or are you just auditioning for a role in a sad indie film? You’ve got more sub-genres than friends, and I can’t help but wonder if you’ve ever met a genre you didn’t want to label “melodic.” Your top artists read like a who’s who of “who’s that?” Even Chief Keef sounds confused about being on your playlist—kind of like your Spotify algorithm, which desperately needs a therapy session for trying to reconcile its choices. The only drill you’re good at is the one involving mental health checks because with artists like that, one listen and it's clear you’re in dire need of some support. And can we talk about your most played songs? "Halftime" and "RiRi" are just two reminders that your taste in music is as repetitive as your high school diary—full of angst and questionable choices. "Cancer" by 1oneam? That’s the title of your taste in music, not a song you should be hitting repeat on. I mean really, should we be worried about you? The only vibe you’re giving off is “let me isolate myself in a room while loudly ignoring the world,” and honestly, girl, we just want you to be happy again. Get it together!

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