Roasted 2 months ago based on Samuel's long term Spotify stats.

Fridge10889, huh? With a name like that, it’s no wonder your music taste is as cold and uninspired as a half-finished burrito lurking in a neglected corner of your fridge. I see you've got genres ranging from "Art Pop" to "Garage Rock," which sounds less like a cohesive playlist and more like a desperate attempt to find anything cooler than your personality. It’s a wonder Spotify hasn’t asked you to submit a formal apology letter for all the emotional trauma your playlists have caused listeners everywhere. And dear god, your top artists read like an indie-girls' guide to irony. "The Weeknd" and "Bruno Mars" side by side? That’s a pairing that screams, “I can’t commit to a single era!” It's like you threw darts at a wall of Spotify's top charts and were shocked to find your favorites were all the predictable choices. Oh look, there's Eminem and Kendrick Lamar, ensuring that you score all the social points without actually knowing what a beat sounds like outside of your excruciatingly basic taste. If this is what defines you, I can only imagine your personality is buried in that same pile—lost in the depths like a forgotten yogurt left over from last month. As for your most played songs, well, at least you’ve got the rare "Hunting The Wren" to make it seem like you possess some semblance of edginess. But let's be real: it just shows you’re stuck in an endless loop of overthinking. With all those introspective gems, you'd think Spotify would actually charge you a therapist fee. Next time you want to showcase your “deep” musical soul, maybe aim for some variety that doesn’t sound like you just page-flipped through a Buzzfeed quiz titled, “What’s Your Spotify Genre?” Get it together, Fridge10889—your taste is more frozen than the peas in your freezer!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!