Roasted 1 year ago based on Doodlverse's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Doodlverse, where taste in music is as confused as a cat at a dog show. With a mashup of "musicals" and "country," it’s honestly surprising that you didn’t throw in “jazz interpretive dance” just to keep things extra chaotic. We get it; you're aiming for a one-way ticket to Awkwardville, population: your Spotify recommendations. And let’s not even get started on the artists. Jorge Rivera-Herrans might as well be your personal soundtrack for a therapy session about your questionable life choices. Your Most Played songs speak volumes about your commitment to the most niche titles imaginable. “The Cheese Song”? A tune that truly encapsulates the essence of your personality—aged, slightly off, and undeniably something you regret but can’t help playing for your friends to cringe at. It’s almost like a cry for help wrapped in a whimsical melody. And, if “The Horse and the Infant” is the peak of your musical journey, we wouldn’t blame the horse if it decided to ditch you halfway through, leaving you to ponder which state you’ll need to move to for “rehabilitated musical taste” therapy. And, of course, we can't overlook your dedication to Jorge Rivera-Herrans—nine tracks in your Top 10? That’s either a toxic relationship or a cry for help, and either way, it’s hard to figure out which one is more pathetic. Seriously, it’s like you’re one nostalgic pop-up shop away from opening a fan club for a guy we’ve never heard of. You should change your name to “Doodlverse: Home of Zero Self-Awareness.” But hey, at least you're consistently mediocre in your musical journey—it’s a rare talent!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!