Roasted 11 months ago based on Conor's long term Spotify stats.

Conor, your Spotify profile is like a teenager's diary during an emotional crisis—full of angst, lacking maturity, and entirely too much about "Drill." I’m all for diversity in music, but with your playlist, it’s like you’ve created a drill chart that's basically a love letter to every block in Brooklyn. At this point, I'm half expecting your “most played” section to include background noise from construction sites or the sound of your neighbor's endless shouting matches. Please, for the love of all that is ear-friendly, can we reprioritize the 'cloud' in “Cloud Rap” to mean something like a sweet escape from your straight-up "angst-on" playlist? Looking at your top artists, it’s evident that you’re so deep into the underground hip-hop scene that you might as well be digging tunnels for a living. What’s next, Conor? Putting your favorite artist on a t-shirt and claiming them as “Your Lord and Savior”? I can picture it now—“Conor: Spreading the gospel of the gritty streets and orchestral trap beats!” Too bad your reliance on emo rap makes it sound like you want a mixtape celebrating your late-night tears over high school crushes instead of a legitimate musical identity. But hey, at least one of you is probably getting therapy from all the lyrical therapy you’re absorbing. And can we talk about your “most played songs”? Honestly, it looks like you’re trying to single-handedly revive the career of every rapper whose music is best enjoyed while contemplating life choices in a dimly lit room. “End of the Road”? I bet you sing that one loud and proud while crawling back to bed after a night of regrettable decisions! Meanwhile, with tracks like “Death Ain’t Easy,” I can’t help but think that this isn’t just a musical choice; it’s a personal manifesto. You do realize that you can listen to joy and not be sad all the time, right? Cheer up, Conor—your playlist shouldn’t double as your therapist’s session playlist!

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