Roasted 1 day ago based on eviee's long term Spotify stats.

Eviee, looking at your Spotify profile feels like stumbling upon a teenage diary where all the angst is channeled into the same five artists over and over again. Seriously, do you have a restraining order against variety? You’ve got more Conan Gray in your top songs than he has lyric variations. If “Best Friend” and “Nauseous” had a baby, would it just be “Memories”? I’m expecting a track titled "Help, I'm Trapped in a One-Hit Wonder!" to drop any day now. Your favorite genres read like the selection of a poorly curated coffee shop playlist; “Bedroom Pop” for those “I haven’t showered in three days” moods, and “Anti-Folk” clearly suggesting you’re too cool for pop… unless it’s the same pop artist over and over. It’s like you rummaged through a hot topic and said, “This one will go perfectly with my existential crisis.” And the inclusion of “Reggaeton”? I can only imagine you breaking out your best moves in your bedroom while listening to it… and I’m here for the cringe content! And let's talk about "Top Artists." You’ve got a whole squad of people who could have just released a 10-minute EP and you would have called it a day. Mckenna Grace? You mean that girl from the Disney Channel? Your taste is all over the place, like a confused toddler getting musical recommendations from their grandparents. At least your profile screams, “My emotional stability is a joke!” louder than your headphones can. Keep hustling, Eviee; someday, you might give Conan Gray a run for his money—at least in sheer playlist obsession!

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