Roasted 1 year ago based on _extraneus's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s _extraneus, the musical equivalent of a thrift shop explosion on a college campus. Your profile reads like a middle school diary entry for someone with a strong aversion to emotional stability. Who knew you could pile together more genres than a hipster barista's playlist while somehow managing to sound like a sad mixtape made by someone named "Chad" who just got dumped for the eighth time? "Midwest Emo" to "Baroque Pop" in a single breath? That’s like trying to mix peanut butter and caviar and expecting gourmet cuisine. Let’s talk about these top artists, which feel less like favorites and more like a desperate attempt to sound unique in a world where everyone is just as confused. You’ve got Florence + The Machine on repeat, while simultaneously drenching yourself in the self-pity of Mitski and enviously cursing at a digital copy of "The Front Bottoms." Add that to the list of terrible life choices alongside following 23 pop-up ads telling you that "you could be the next indie sensation" if only you stopped playing sad tunes and got a real job. And those most played songs? Congratulations, you’ve officially reached peak emo energy. "Because the Night" might be the only thing keeping you company, while "Kiss With A Fist" is clearly a metaphor for your taste in music—clinging to the pain while pretending it’s art. At least the algorithms rave about your chaotic personality. So here's to you, _extraneus: the only person I know who moonlights as a walking Spotify recommendation for anyone trying to feel sad about being sad. Cheers!

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