Roasted 7 months ago based on burnthat's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Burnthat, your Spotify profile is a veritable treasure trove of musical confusion. I mean, with a favorite genres list that reads like the playlist of a confused DJ at a Halloween rave, you must be the life of every party—if that party is being held in a basement somewhere with a suspicious ring of candles surrounding it. Phonk, Brazilian phonk, drift phonk… Are you trying to start an underground genre bingo or just hoping we go easy on you for that Witch House obsession? This is literally the soundtrack for a midlife crisis set to a 140 BPM beat. Your listening habits paint a picture as clear as your taste in art. With favorites like “Boy's Interface - Dark Headz Refix” and songs with names like “oh my little baby boy hardstyle,” it’s a wonder your social life hasn’t been haunted by ghostly spectres ruling over a graveyard of cringy playlists. You’d think someone who supposedly likes Kendrick Lamar would have a firmer footing in reality, but instead, you’ve got this hodgepodge of sounds that seem like they were curated by a sentient algorithm programmed during an existential crisis. And let’s talk about your most played songs. “SPOOKY”? Really?? Is your Spotify account secretly just a diary for the scariest moments of your adolescent life, because that’s the energy you’re giving off. It’s like your entire profile screams, “I’m into niche and I want you to know it—even if it makes you question my life choices.” So congratulations! You've turned your music preferences into an incredibly niche performance art piece, and for that, you deserve an award—ideally one that comes with a lifetime subscription to a taste consultant.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!