Roasted 1 year ago based on kevan's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Kevan, the musical equivalent of a chaotic thrift store. You’ve got genres on your profile that make my head spin faster than your Spotify Wrapped can keep up. "Indonesian Indie"? Really? Did you lose a bet and are now forced to curate a playlist for a hipster coffee shop in Jakarta? And what's with the sudden turn to Jersey Club after a smooth ride through bedroom pop? It's like you snuck out of a quiet slumber party and accidentally wandered into a rave in New Jersey—one too many Red Bulls, I presume! Your top artists read like a college roommate’s Spotify account slapped together during finals week. Billie Eilish, NIKI, and Meghan Trainor? It's like an emotional rollercoaster that goes from the depths of soul-crushing despair to the height of cringe, encapsulating all the angst of a 19-year-old girl shopping for overpriced lip gloss. And TWICE? You don’t even need a mirror; that’s reflectingin' your inner self right there. Meanwhile, I can't help but wonder if "Classic Rock" is a nostalgia trip back to when you still had a decent taste in music—probably around the last time you saw your father. And speaking of your most played songs, it seems like you’re on a one-way ticket to Personality Void-ville. “Piano Man”? That’s not a audacious pick; it’s just sad! And who hurt you so badly that "Alone Again (Naturally)" is on repeat? Buddy, if your life was a song, it would be the B-side nobody bothered to flip over. But hey, keep on curating those embarrassingly eclectic playlists, because who wouldn’t want to go through a musical identity crisis with a side of meme rap?

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