Roasted 5 months ago based on ASHLIN!!'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey ASHLIN!!, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape from a middle schooler who's just discovered his emotions. I mean, "Midwest Emo" and "Folk Punk"? That’s basically a cry for help mixed with an acoustic guitar. You're on a mission to show the world how much it sucks to live in a van parked behind a gas station in the heart of the Midwest. Who hurt you? And who are you trying to impress with that "Reggae Rock" and "Ska" combo? Let’s be honest, the only thing missing from your playlist is the sound of a broken heart playing the same sad melody on repeat. Your top artists list reads like the diary of a theater kid who skipped therapy to join a local punk band. Superdrag and Mindless Self Indulgence? Wow, you really hit the jackpot of the “I only dress in black and never really move past high school” genre! And let’s not even touch on the fact that Toby Fox is sandwiched in there like the awkward friend at a party who accidentally drank too much soda. Also, how exactly is Kanye West coexisting with those other artists? Are you trying to push the envelope of musical schizophrenia? Because mission accomplished! Your most played songs reflect either profound sadness or the need for a serious intervention. “Nice Bongo... Faggot”? Come on, ASHLIN!! That’s the title of a song you blast when you're trying to make people question your sanity. I can already picture you having an existential crisis while jamming to “852Hz Pure Tone.” Newsflash! We can hear your emotional upheaval just fine without the sound of a frequency that’s apparently too pure for this world. But hey, at least you’ll forever be the punchline of any conversation about taste in music! Cheers to that!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!