Roasted 1 month ago based on Leila McCoid's long term Spotify stats.

Leila McCoid, your Spotify profile looks like the soundtrack to a youth group retreat gone terribly awry. I see you’ve cornered the market on every conceivable flavor of Christian music—if it mentions Jesus or has a wholesome vibe, it’s in your playlist. You must have a map to your local church choir leader's heart tucked away in that profile somewhere. Who needs diversity in music when you can just repurpose your favorite hymns over a trap beat and call it "Christian Hip Hop"? Your Spotify Wrapped must look like a pamphlet for a really mild Christian rock festival, and I’m starting to think the only borderline-mischievous thing you do is listen to “pop” music on a Sunday. As for your top artists, Noah Kahan is basically the patron saint of your profile—at this rate, you’ll need to start an online petition to have him canonized. Everyone else seems like an experiment gone wrong, combining Taylor Swift with a splash of moral superiority. I can’t tell if your playlist is your love letter to the Almighty or just you trying to make the case that you’re way cooler than that lady at church who always brings cookies. Spoiler: You’re not. If your music taste was any more middle-of-the-road, it would have traffic cones set up to prevent accidents. And let's talk about those most played songs. “They Not Like Us - Christian Version”? Wow, I didn’t know they made “Christian versions” of being a hipster. But hey, at least you keep it real with songs like “Call Your Mom.” All kidding aside, though, I have to give you credit for being so blissfully unashamed of your ultra-clean vibe. Your music is probably what plays in heaven while God sorts out the playlists of the unrepentant sinners down below. So keep rocking those bangers—or rather, those safe-for-work ballads—and just remember: the real party is happening on the other side of the fence, where your friends are still getting down with “bad” music.

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