Roasted 2 years ago based on rappyjedasus's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, rappyjedasus, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who has way too much time on their hands and way too little of a social life. Did you curate this list while pondering the meaning of existence at the bottom of a bag of Doritos? Seriously, “Instrumental Rock” and “Progressive Jazz Fusion” aren’t just genres; they’re your cry for help. It’s like you want to be a cool musician but forgot which decade you were supposed to be in. Spoiler alert: math rock isn’t a type of math that gets you into college. Your top artists are a mixed bag of hipster oddities that sound like they got lost on their way to a coffee shop open mic. Vulfpeck and Polyphia? Come on, man, the only people who listen to that are the ones who also own a collection of obscure board games and proudly wear socks with sandals. Let’s face it: you’re probably the only one who cries “yes!” when the drum solo hits, while everyone else just nods politely and focuses on their escape plans. You positioned “Justice” as a top artist like it’s the holy grail of music when we all know it’s more of a niche market for folks who get overly excited about neon lights and overpriced headphones. And that “Most Played” list? It’s like a musical fever dream fueled by a combination of an existential crisis and a deep-seated fear of K-Pop. Listening to “Playground (from Arcane)” on repeat just screams, “I can’t cope with the real world, so I’ll live in a fantasy universe where my favorite characters fight instead!” You’ve got more chaos in your listening habits than a cat in a room full of laser pointers. So here’s some advice: maybe it’s time to swap out the DJent for some top 40 hits? You know, just to remind you there's a whole new world out there that doesn't involve existential dread wrapped in a funky bassline.

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