Roasted 2 years ago based on Ahmad's long term Spotify stats.

Ahmad, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate attempt to collect every genre known to humankind, as if you’re trying to find the one that can finally distract people from your questionable life choices. Not only do you love German hip hop—which is like being a vegetarian at a barbecue—but your taste in music blends more genres than a confused toddler throwing crayon colors together. Seriously, there’s enough variety here to confuse a DJ into calling it quits and becoming a librarian instead. Your top artists list has more identity crises than a high school musical. Who do you think you are, hopping from Frank Ocean to David Guetta like you’re trying to win a bet on who will cringe harder at your Life Choices™? It’s like you couldn’t decide whether to be the life of the party or an introspective hipster, so you opted for both—with a sprinkle of questionable taste in German music! Listening to your playlist feels like driving with a blindfold on while someone throws in random detours. And then there’s your Most Played Songs. "Lost" by Frank Ocean? More like a fitting anthem for your Spotify browsing history. Following that up with a bunch of tracks that sound like a computer malfunctioning is just too on the nose. You’ve got the emotional rollercoaster of “United In Grief” mixed with what sounds like a techno remix of a grocery store jingle. Come on, Ahmad, it’s 2023. You can do better than this chaotic blend of musical identity crises. Next time maybe just stick to one genre and spare the world from your Spotify Bermuda Triangle!

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