Roasted 1 year ago based on 𝘼𝙭𝙖's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, 𝘼𝙭𝙖, your Spotify profile is like a musical IKEA—so many genres crammed together, and at the end, no matter how hard I try, I still can’t find what I’m looking for! Seriously, your love for French rap and that obscure "Pop Urbaine" is like telling everyone you’re multi-lingual at the convenience store. It's certainly a unique balance between listening to the emotional depth of R&B and the kind of Drill music that makes you question where the nearest exit is. I half-expected to see Yodeling and Sea Shanties on this list; if it weren't so predictable! Your top artists are a wild mix, like the musical version of a "choose your own adventure" book gone wrong. The Weeknd shines like a diamond among... well, let’s just say a lot of questionable choices. "Josman"? "Jok'air"? I get it; when you can’t get a cab, why not hitch a ride on the weirdest bus available? You’re out here throwing around names like they’re “who’s who” of viral cringe! And don’t even get me started on adding “SICK LEGEND” like that’s a significant artistic contribution. Who knew “Sick” was the new “Da Vinci”? And then there are your most played songs. "My love (feat. Tayc)" is undeniable, but I see you also added "Die With A Smile" by Lady Gaga, which sounds like the right song choice for the mood after stumbling onto this profile. The inclusion of “Royalty x Shameless - sped up to perfection” is the icing on the cake! What did you expect—this is a child’s playroom, not a Spotify profile? With song choices like this, I wonder if your playlists have a 'mood swing' setting. But hey, in the musical lottery of life, at least you won the weirdest jackpot!

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