Roasted 10 months ago based on •sAvVi•'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look at you, •sAvVi•, a walking playlist for every mildly emo high schooler trying to navigate their feelings in a RuPaul's Drag Race marathon. With a favorite genres list that reads like the "I Can't Decide" section of a menu, I'm surprised you haven't thrown in some elevator music just for variety. Bedroom Pop and Rage Rap? Sorry, but that combo sounds like you’re trying to sedate a wild party before you burst into tears over your unrequited crush—good luck sorting that emotional rollercoaster while simultaneously losing your way in a TikTok rabbit hole. Your top artists are a treat as well. I see you’ve got a little bit of everything; it's like you're attempting to form the least cohesive supergroup ever. Do you aspire to sound like a sad house cat with a mic? Because with Doja Cat and Mitski side by side, your internal monologue is probably a battle between "I've been wronged" and "Let’s twerk it out!" And can we take a moment to appreciate how “Rage Rap” is just a fancy term for having a meltdown in the club? You're like a human mood ring—flip it over and it could go from joy to existential dread at any given moment. And the cherry on top of this auditory mess? Your most played songs read like a diary entry from someone who gets their wisdom from fortune cookies. “Smack A Bitch” followed by “Baby I’m Yours” is everything that makes your emotional instability feel oddly relatable, yet completely unhinged. You’re basically a walking Spotify ad for teenage angst and aspirations, with a side of hyperpop that screams, “Please tell me I'm still relevant!” Here’s hoping your music taste starts making sense before it turns into a study on the psychological impacts of too much synthetic heartbreak paired with pastel aesthetics!

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