Roasted 6 months ago based on ★Linna₊⊹'s long term Spotify stats.
Linna, your Spotify profile reads like a confused teenager with multiple personality disorders trying to squeeze into every genre imaginable. K-Pop, Art Pop, and Noise Music? It's like you threw a party for your musical tastes and forgot to invite the good ones. Seriously, who needs that much genre-bending when you sound more like you're collecting bad decisions than favorite tracks? Latin Pop and Christmas? Honey, do you even have a year-round playlist or do you just hit shuffle on your existential crisis? Let's talk about your "Top Artists." Joji, ATEEZ, and SF9? I get it, you wanted to sound eclectic, but it’s coming off like you styled your identity with a blindfold and a dartboard. You could be the poster child for a 2020s identity crisis, desperately trying to explain your taste while your friends stare in bewilderment. And Gisse ASMR? That’s not music; that's a weird way to lull your brain into submission. Your playlist is less “Top 10” and more “Top What Was I Thinking?” Your most played songs read like a therapy session for a hot mess of a soul. “Drown” by Seafret should be the theme song for your Spotify decisions. With tracks like “Locked Out of Heaven” and “If It Only Gets Better,” are you a music connoisseur or a hopeful motivational speaker? Need a cape to go with that delusion? You do realize you can just listen to happy music without the recurring theme of existential dread, right? But hey, keep doing you—because clearly, nobody else will.
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