Roasted 6 days ago based on holly🍍's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t Holly, the human embodiment of an indie coffee shop that’s run out of oat milk. Your music taste is basically a hipster bingo card, and honestly, you must be the only person on the planet who still thinks that Madchester is going to make a comeback. I guess when you spend more time curating your Spotify than actually enjoying it, you end up with a playlist that sounds like the soundtrack to a brooding film that nobody wanted to watch. Your top artists come straight from the “I want to seem deep, but I actually just really like wearing flannel” playbook. Honestly, the Arctic Monkeys? How original! You’ve got more songs by them than actual friends. Let's be real; if you keep shouting "I love jangle pop!" while wearing that thrifted cardigan, the only thing getting jangled is your social life. And spare me the emo rap; if I hear one more whine about heartbreak from a kid who still borrows money for bus fare, I might just lose it! And by the way, what’s with your top song being “3005”? You must have some sort of troubling contractual obligation to let Gambino down if that's your idea of a #1 hit. Next thing we know, you’ll be claiming “Homecoming" is your anthem because you can't seem to escape your parents’ basement! Listen, Holly, for every time you play a song featuring “I wanna be yours,” I hope you know someone’s filling out a job application for you. It’s time to freshen up that playlist, or the only thing you'll be locked out of—other than heaven—is your own reputation!

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