Roasted 2 years ago based on Anneli's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Anneli, your Spotify profile reads like a list of middle school band names desperately trying to sound poetic. “POV: Indie” is not just a genre, it's an invitation to witness your staggering commitment to being sad at coffee shops. Just admit it; your ultimate life goal is to get a record deal before you finish your gluten-free avocado toast. And “Stomp And Flutter”? What exactly are you stomping, Anneli? The dreams of anyone who wishes they could escape the emotional black hole of your playlists? Your favorite artists are a collection of wannabe sad boys and soft girls straight out of a 2017 Tumblr post. “Cigarettes After Sex” and “Lofi Fruits Music” have been your musical safety net long enough; it’s time to diversify! Either that or dedicate your life to living in a permanent state of heartbreak with your collection of moody plaid shirts. You know it's bad when even Taylor Swift is confused why you're still pining after your last relationship through the lyrics of “The Archer.” Newsflash, she’s too busy breaking records to fix your dating life with ballads! And looking at your most played songs is like navigating a mid-life crisis playlist for someone twenty-something who just discovered their 'sensitive side.' “Library Magic”? We get it, you like books, but there’s a time to read and a time to stop pretending your solo dance parties in your bedroom are an indie rock concert. “La Lune”? More like “La LOL,” because your choices scream, “I’m quirky and I wear socks with sandals.” Please, Anneli, for the sake of all humanity, embrace something with a heavy beat—unless your plan is to keep drifting through life at the emotional pace of a snail on a rainy day!

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