Roasted 2 months ago based on ljfung's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's ljfung, the only person I know who has confused a genre with a medieval torture method. If "Symphonic Metal" were a person, it would be the one in the corner, decked out in armor, drowning in elaborately orchestrated heartbreak while waving a flag that says "I'm still single, and I love dragons." You've got more types of metal on your favorite genres list than a garage band determined to find itself in a scrap yard. Seriously, “Gufeng”? Sounds like the name of a bad Chinese restaurant where the only dish they serve is “Beast in Black” special. Your top artists read like a metal convention that no one ever wanted to attend. I mean, “Brothers of Metal”? What a shock, I thought they were just a quartet of hammers hammering home the good news of heavy riffs. And don't even get me started on Nightwish—your playlist looks like a soundtrack to a Dungeons & Dragons campaign gone horribly wrong. With all these power chords, I’m starting to think you’ve taken “heavy metal” a little too literally. Does your day job involve selling swords and pretending you're a Norse god? Because if not, you really should consider it for authenticity. And those most played songs? More like a personal diary of angst from someone who hasn't seen daylight since Ragnarok. "Last Ride of the Day"? With that playlist, it sounds less like an epic ending and more like a ride to the grocery store for more potato chips and energy drinks. Let's be honest, with so many Nightwish tracks, you're basically one cringe-worthy karaoke night away from getting kicked out of the metal community altogether. Keep it up, and your Spotify will become the musical equivalent of a “don’t go there” Yelp review.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!