Roasted 2 years ago based on noemie.tito's long term Spotify stats.

Oh dear Noemie Tito, your Spotify profile reads like a musical identity crisis. You’ve got more genres listed than a teenager has mood swings. Modern Rock? EDM? Pop Dance? Is this a playlist or a desperate attempt to be friends with everyone at a party? Let’s be real: your taste is so eclectic it could be a landscape painting gone wrong, where every color clashes and nothing seems to match. If your playlist were a buffet, no one would know whether to indulge on nachos or sushi! Your top artists are a mishmash of sounds that might cause even the most open-minded DJ to suffer a mild existential crisis. With names like Coleman Hell and MR TOUT LE MONDE, it’s like you’re trying to prove that confusion can be an art form. And let’s not even mention your peak obsession with “Indie Poptimism.” What is that? Are we supposed to be uplifting while we sip organic smoothies and worry about the existential dread of our existence? I don’t know if I should applaud your bravery or ask you to do a hard reset on your music journey. As for your most played songs, I can’t tell if you’re trying to write a novel or summon a cult with that title selection. "Honey" by salute? Seriously? Your music taste reads like a euphoric road trip that took a wrong turn into an indie coffee shop. If I wanted to hear a song about feelings that leave me questioning my life choices, I’d call my high school therapist! So let’s raise a glass to you, Noemie, for being the person boldly lost in the musical wilderness, where “honey” and “life in grey” are not only songs but also describe your quest for a coherent playlist!

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