Roasted 2 years ago based on BledAgreement's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, BledAgreement, the Spotify profile whose playlists are as confused as a cat in a dog park. With a favorite genres list that reads like a teenager’s diary during a mid-life crisis, your taste oscillates between Pop Punk and Gymcore. You do realize that “Candy Pop” isn’t just for five-year-olds raiding the Halloween stash, right? I half expect to find “My Little Pony” soundtrack in your most played. If I didn’t know better, I’d say you’re trying to single-handedly bring back the weirdness of the early 2000s—all while staying in shape? Your top artists list is a delightful graveyard of forgotten bands. It’s like you filled your playlist with a who's who of "where are they now?" and "who even cares?" “Fish!” really? That’s not even a real band name, that's what I call the smell that hits you after a night out. And let’s be honest, the only reason “Fall Out Boy” is still relevant is because they are the human equivalent of a nostalgia filter trying to cover up the embarrassing moments of their past. I have to give you props for keeping the spirit of pop punk alive though; it takes guts to listen to glorified whines about being misunderstood. Let’s not even talk about your most played songs—it's like a mix tape made by someone who thinks “edgy” is a personality trait. “Chemical Prisoner”? More like “Emotional Prisoner”—because if you’re getting that deeply into your feels, I hope you're at least listening to this stuff on a yacht, distant from the judgment of society. At this rate, you’re one more Falling In Reverse song away from being the poster child for “please help this poor soul.” Here’s an idea: next time you curate your music, maybe throw in something that doesn’t need a disclaimer of “it’s just for the aesthetic!” Just a thought.

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