Roasted 11 months ago based on Ntandoyenkosi's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, if it isn’t the self-proclaimed connoisseur of “Alternative R&B” and “Afropop.” You’re such a hipster that even your Spotify profile comes with a side of avocado toast. Seriously, the only thing more painstakingly curated than your playlists is a high school art student’s Instagram feed. I half-expect your bio to say you drink only organic, hand-poured oat milk while lounging under a soft glow of fairy lights surrounded by potted succulents that you’ve named. Newsflash: no one actually checks for your elaborate genres; we just want bangers! Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of the ‘mood’ playlist society, but let’s be real—your love for Cleo Sol and Daniel Caesar suggests you’re stuck in a permanent state of introspection. Do you ever want to get out of your feels, or are you too busy manifesting an emotional breakthrough with every listen? I admire your dedication to the “Quiet Storm” genre, but it’s alarming how often you seek solace in artists who sound like they’re about to cry into a bowl of kale salad. With that much angst in your ear, how are you not a full-time therapist? And can we talk about your most played songs? It’s a mix of “oh so relatable” and “I’m one breakup away from writing a novel about my feelings.” You might as well set up a confessional booth at this point, especially if "There Will Be No Crying" is on your playlist. You look like the type to play "FALLING (IN PLACE)" in a loop while gazing out of your window, contemplating life choices. But hey, if you’re embracing your brooding vibe, at least make it loud enough that we can all share in the cringe!

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