Roasted 3 months ago based on Beastmark's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Beastmark’s Spotify profile, where your ears go to die a slow, agonizing death, one hyperpop track at a time. Seriously, have you ever taken a look at your favorite genres? It’s like you walked into a 12-year-old's bedroom filled with posters of colorful anime characters and decided that was the blueprint for musical taste. "Experimental Hip Hop"? Yeah, because nothing screams “I have my life together” like a genre that sounds like a blender jammed with a kazoo and someone’s existential crisis. Your top artists read like the list of guests for a “Who’s Who of Who Cares?” convention. I mean, JPEGMAFIA and Death Grips? Sure, if your idea of a good time is listening to people have a meltdown while frantically trying to prove they’re deeper than the bottom of a kiddie pool. And "acloudyskye"? Sounds like you named your heartbreak after the weather on a bad day. At this point, I’d bet your Spotify Wrapped is just one big ironic playlist, you’re probably trying too hard to be the edgiest hipster in the room while everyone else is rolling their eyes. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “Apologies”? I’ll be the judge of that, and I’m afraid you owe us all an apology for putting us through this painful journey. Honestly, with song titles like “Johnny johnny johnny” and “Life Worth Missing,” it’s hard not to feel like you're just pandering to the indie hipster gods for approval. Pro tip: If your favorite tracks feel like they're just begging for validation, maybe it’s time to reconsider your entire existence and what brought you to listen to cramped, muddled nonsense. But hey, at least you’re keeping it unique… in the worst way possible!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!