Roasted 2 years ago based on Caiden's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Caiden, your Spotify profile looks like it was generated by an indecisive teenager trying to impress a middle-aged dad. I mean, come on, your favorite genres read like a high school art project titled “Mix It All Together.” If rock, rap, and classic rock had a baby, that baby would still hate your playlist for neglecting the most basic rule of creativity: less is more. You’ve got more genres than songs in your library, but I guess that’s fitting for someone who thinks “permanent wave” is a hairstyle and a genre all rolled into one. Now let’s talk about those top artists. If this isn’t a cry for help, I don’t know what is! You’ve got Kanye West and Morgan Wallen in the same breath, which is like saying you enjoy both haute cuisine and instant ramen, right? And what’s up with your most played songs? It’s basically the soundtrack for the world’s longest breakup. “Wasted On You”? You definitely are, my friend! The only wall you’ve been breaking down is the one between your self-esteem and that cringeworthy taste in music. And then there’s your love for Sublime—congratulations on finding the most effective way to go from zero to frustrating in 3 songs or less. Seriously, “Date Rape” isn’t exactly a “bump it at parties” vibe unless your parties are hosted by your parents in the basement. But the real kicker? Following it all with “Cracker Island.” You should change your name to Caiden "Cracked" Music Taste, because at this point, your profile screams more “what not to listen to” than “top hits." Now excuse me while I go listen to something else to cleanse my ears.

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