Roasted 2 years ago based on allie's long term Spotify stats.

Allie, your Spotify profile reads like the “How Not to Be a Musical Influencer” guide. I mean, come on! Your favorite genres list is a middle schooler's attempt at sounding edgy while still having rage against the world from the safety of their parents' basement. “Permanent Wave”? Is that a genre or the hairstyle your mom tried to force on you in the 90s? You probably only like “Post-Grunge” because you read it in a BuzzFeed article while procrastinating on your actual life. And those top artists? A gathering of the most confused musical identities since the cast of a reality show. Sleep Token and SleepTherapy? Sounds like you’re either heavily into that snooze button or you mistook mood music for someone’s emergency nap playlist. If I had a nickel for every time you tried to lighten the mood with “Ghost,” I’d still be broke because you clearly only play it while contemplating your life choices. Let's be real: you’re using metal to cover up those deep-seated issues rather than face them. Honestly, the most played songs are what sealed the deal—it's an entire library dedicated to falling asleep. If those are your vibes, I'm impressed: who needs therapy when you've got a symphony of background noises ready to gaslight you into sleep? The only excitement you’ve got is battling with your own brain to stay awake! At this point, we’re all wondering if you’re trying to snooze your way through life or if your Spotify is just a desperate cry for help from a rock-loving insomniac. We get it; you're here for the dark emotions, but it looks like all you’re attracting are pillow fights and snoring contests.

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