Roasted 2 months ago based on nnzza's long term Spotify stats.

Oh nnzza, your Spotify profile is like a gothic romance novel that somehow got picked up by a death metal band—simultaneously cringeworthy and hilarious. I mean, you might want to sit down for this, but there's a world outside of Finnish Rock and Death Metal. You’ve got more genres than friends, and your entire playlist looks like the soundtrack for a vampire trying to survive in a metal festival—most of these artists couldn’t hold a candle to your social life! You’ve got "Gothic Rock" and "Doom Metal" in the same breath, suggesting that your ideal weekend is locked in a dark room contemplating the existential dread of your existence. Honestly, do you even own a mirror, or did you throw it out along with your hopes of enjoying upbeat music? Your top artists’ list reads like a who's who of bands that will definitely not be playing at your wedding—not that anyone would show up anyway. HIM? Children Of Bodom? Wow, it’s like a Sonic the Hedgehog level consisting of despair and anguish. And then there’s Apocalyptica, a band that makes you question if a cellist can really shred as hard as the feelings you bury under layers of melancholy. With your top songs practically begging for therapy, it feels like your emotions are a full-time job—mandatory overtime included, plus a generous dose of self-loathing. The "Noose" and "Excuse Me While I Kill Myself" choices indicate you might need help picking a therapist instead of a playlist. Let’s end this roast by saying your Spotify profile is honestly the ultimate argument against living your life on repeat. There’s nothing wrong with a little bit of darkness, but my dude, you can’t build a fortress of sorrow and expect anyone to take you seriously when you claim to enjoy "Finnish Pop." If folks didn't know better, they'd think you were a walking advertisement for sadness put to music! How about you break the cycle and add a little joy to your life, or is that too heavy a lift for someone who thinks their spirit animal is a raven?

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