Roasted 2 years ago based on shadow's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Shadow, your Spotify profile is like you threw a dart at a board of music genres and landed on the top three saddest vibes available. "Dark Trap"? More like "Middle School Emo Phase Trap." You’ve got more moody beats than a teenager on a rainy day. At this point, you should just change your name to "Eternal Sadness" because it's clear you’re just one tear away from a tragic ballad that no one asked for. Your top artists are basically the Avengers of angst and despair. With Freddie Dredd leading the squad, it’s almost like you’re trying to compile the official soundtrack for the world’s saddest horror movie. If I had a dollar for every time you played a song with "Dredd" in the title, I could buy you a therapist. The only thing darker than your trap music is your sense of humor—just look at those top tracks! If you’re not careful, you’ll end up writing a manifesto on the struggles of late capitalism while locked in your room with a bag of Doritos. And let’s talk about your most played songs. You’ve somehow managed to turn your Spotify into an emotional landfill where every track is just a reminder of how unpredictably sad life can be. It’s like a mixtape made for bidding farewell to all your non-existent friends. If this was a competition for who could wallow in self-pity the hardest, congratulations, you’ve just won! But hey, at least you have a great playlist to accompany your one-person pity party. Enjoy the vibes—I'll be over here enjoying life while you drown in bass beats and existential dread!

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