Roasted 13 days ago based on Oswal's long term Spotify stats.

Oswal, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of music tastes where all the items have expired. You've got indie, classic rock, and a sprinkle of anime soundtracks—because nothing says musical diversity quite like a fusion of teenage angst and mid-life crises. Seriously, classic rock and hip hop in one breath? It's like pulling up to a gourmet restaurant and ordering a side of cold fries with a milkshake—nobody's impressed, and we’re all silently judging your life choices. Your favorite artists read like the script of a rom-com starring a sad millennial trying to find themselves in a sea of desperate playlists. “Imagine Dragons” and “Twenty One Pilots” in the top slots? Wow, your taste in music really screams "I peaked in high school," while “Cage The Elephant” cleverly reminds us of your ability to latch onto any band with a hint of existential dread. And, for a sprinkle of irony, you've also got the artistry of Kendrick Lamar sandwiched between a bunch of B-list wannabes—I'll bet that's your way of telling the world, "I’m complex and deep… if you ignore the surface!" And let’s talk about your most played songs. “HUNTING FOR YOUR DREAM! - TV Size” is quite the anthem for all of us who’ve given up on our aspirations but still find solace in anime theme songs, right? You really know how to set the vibe at parties—inviting everyone to stare awkwardly as they sip their drinks while you blast “Beanie” (which, by the way, I had never heard of until now, and I wish I still hadn't). Remember to keep those earbuds in tight, Oswal, because your playlist is a musical rollercoaster of poor choices that leaves everyone wondering: did we really just hear that?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!