Roasted 2 years ago based on 𝖆𝖗𝖎's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ári, your Spotify profile is like a hipster youth's wet dream, sprinkled with the kind of irony that only comes from owning a single vinyl record. I mean, “POV: Indie”? What are you, a middle school drama major trying to sound profound? Your love for genres that collectively scream "I have no idea what I enjoy" really showcases your ability to curate a playlist that is a wild rollercoaster of existential crises. One minute, you’re stomping and hollering your way through life, and the next you’re trying to shimmer your way out of a deep emotional pit with some indie folk ballads. Quite the personality you’ve got there! And we can't forget those top artists — “Lord Huron” and “Hozier”? Are you secretly competing for the title of “Most Likely to Write a Song About Your Thermos”? “Ghost” and “Alex G” rounding up your list just proves that you have a knack for choosing artists with the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. Throw in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” as your seventh-most played song, and I’m starting to question if your playlists are the soundtrack to a midlife crisis or a cartoon marathon at a millennial slumber party. Bravo! Let’s talk about those most-played songs, too. If "Terror Nights" by "Raven Underground" doesn’t scream “I should have gone to therapy instead of befriending my sad music collection,” I don’t know what does. Your musical taste reflects an unwavering commitment to brooding melodrama, like a poet crying in the rain but only to the tune of badly recorded acoustic covers. Your profile is a personality quiz that reveals the only answer is, “Please give me attention.” But hey, at least your playlists give me something to laugh at, so there’s that!

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